When they finally sat down to define their relationship, he was stunned to discover that he had a child table.
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Her love was like Transparent Data Encryption: sure, he felt a sense of security, but someone else had waltzed in the front door and stolen her heart.
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He always knew she’d run away with everything, so he went to the only man who could help in matters like this – the Governor.
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“I’d do anything for love,” he said sorrowfully as he denied her attempt to log into production, “but I won’t do that.”
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He held her hand in the cafe and said, “Darling, I’m ready to settle down and set my MAXDOP to 1.”
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She grew tired of him smoking filtered cigarettes, so she sat him down to have a serious talk about moving from simple recovery mode to full.
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When waiting for her reply, even fifteen seconds felt like forever.
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He knew all of the undocumented commands to her heart.
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